Lord D’Arsey is the guy who secretly hates women. He’s a straight guy who blames the opposite sex for all the problems in his life.
As as her name suggests, The Mean Girl is just plain mean. She bullies everyone around her because she’s unhappy and misery loves company. Continue reading
You’ve heard the the saying “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” That is actually Farmer Bob’s personal credo.
The Miner is definitely a gold-digger but she’s a pretty girl so she tends to get away with it, too. Continue reading
Ridiculously charming at first, Mr. Monopoly sweeps you off your feet almost from the moment you meet. Unfortunately, he soon holds all the cards in the relationship even though the only card he deserves is “Go directly to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200.”